Resolutions that Did Not Make the Cut

These were some resolutions that did not quite make the cut:

• Be more flexible (suggested by Bobby . . . ahem)
• Eat organic (too expensive)
• Watch Fox News (suggested by Bobby . . . couldn't bear the thought of adding to Bill O'Reilly's ratings)
• Buy fewer clothes (nixed by me - if I am losing weight, I get new clothes!)
• Do my law school reading at least one day in advance of class (not even a chance of this happening)
• Take one school day off from wearing makeup (couldn't stand the thought)
• Spend less time in class online browsing (seriously I need something to do sometimes and I think it is less distracting than the guys who watch streaming ESPN)
• Keep my apartment tidy (something that I know that I will not achieve)
• All-bacon diet (didn't want to die of a heart attack at the age of 23)

Any resolution suggestions?